Total Medals Earned: 169 (From
36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,040 Points
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
That's quite a busy reign
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
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You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
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A new lap record!
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Sell a tower
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
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Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.
Now he can make all the "cock" jokes he wants.
Requires separate containment since the brooder incident of '99.
Requires separate containment.
That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.
A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!
Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.
This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.
So close to getting another one right away. Shame his original name wasn't Biter.
And we're back.
Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!
These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.
Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.
Bill as in beak. Bunnybill would have also been acceptable.
We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.
Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.
As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.
Couldn't be arsed making them do the dance.
Couldn't be arsed thinking up a different medal name for each of them.
It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.
Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.
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Beat the first five levels
Beat the first ten levels
Beat the game
deliver 1 mail
Deliver all mail
Deliver to every house
Collect an apple
Score over 25
Score over 100
SCORE OVER 1K